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有人说我是那种会让女孩子哭的男人

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劝我说还是别跟我交往比较好

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但我觉得好像挺有意思的

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就试着交往了

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结果实际上他同时交往六个人

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真的是在玩

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同时交往六个也太离谱了

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他应该很帅吧

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也不是那样

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不是我的菜

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虽然可能算是帅的

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怎么说呢

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三代目那种风格

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哦，现在的话应该很受欢迎呢

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我来说可能不太合适

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天马行空的恋爱故事

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有些超乎常理

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如果是那种色色的事情

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那个人住在公寓的8楼

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然后呢，就是为了八楼那事，算是冲着那个去的

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虽然不是专门冲着那个
但心想大概会发展成那样就去了，去了八楼

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去了之后

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然后，果然就发展成那样了

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结果

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他把窗户打开了

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哗啦一声推开

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在哪里

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他说在这儿干吧，在阳台上干吧

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我当时就啊？但还是做了

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你不觉得有点兴奋吗？

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就算那样，你还是会啊？一下吗？

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我觉得这人好奇怪

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但心想也有这种人吧，就当是种经历做了

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不过如果那样能活下去的话

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做了之后

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然后呢，做完了

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接下来

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过了大概一个小时门铃响了
有人来了，是谁呢？是警察吗？

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是警察吗？

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警察来了？

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说是噪音太大之类的

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还有什么来着？

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公园的

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啊，有一个

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有一个

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山间小屋？

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山间小屋？

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好啊，那个

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好不容易听到山间小屋的事

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好啊，可以讲山间小屋的事

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山间小屋好

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现在山间小屋

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我去滑雪了

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我不会滑雪

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他说想去，我就说那就去吧

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去了山间小屋，说是山间小屋
其实是那种民宿一样的地方，我们住那里

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然后就单纯在那里做了

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也没什么特别的

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有过几个人？

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一次吗？

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有过几个人？

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是问经验人数吗？

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私下绝对绝对绝对

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算上交往的话是四个人吧？

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是这样吗

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真的只有四个人吗？

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很少呢，意外地

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很少很少很少

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一般不怎么做

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这样啊

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就是那种觉得好像很有意思的情况

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怎么说呢

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怎么说呢，虽然有兴趣

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但基本上不做

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啊，这样啊

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反过来也有交往三年一次都没做过的

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那算交往吗？

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搞不懂

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怎么说呢，有点

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对方是怎么想的？

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怎么说

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感觉很难做啊

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是不是觉得他技术差？

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说是技术差，其实光摸的方式就感觉很差

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嗯，我就觉得有点…

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就在临门一脚时说今天还是算了

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三年都这样？

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3年

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大概两个月一次

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他主动的提议

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我都觉得有点…

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三年？

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三年都这样

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不是能感觉出来吗

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也太可怜了吧？

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我说嗯那就知道了

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对那个男朋友出于愧疚稍微

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出于愧疚？

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觉得对不起那个男朋友

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技术变好了吗？

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他在努力

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在努力

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加油吧

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没什么感觉

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你有点奇怪呢

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可能吧

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是奇怪

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但我那时候还是高中生

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高中时的第一个男朋友

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高中生的话也是啊

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对，这里要说，对未成年人出手是不可以的

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不可以的

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不可以吗？

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不可以的

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也是呢

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真的

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有点糟糕呢

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美人

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这么漂亮的人

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竟然能跟我说话

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啊，稍微

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啊，稍微这边

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稍微这边，好的，可以吗？

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好的，可以

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哇，好累

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嘿咻

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我开动了

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糟糕

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啊，糟糕

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真想就这样被插进去

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多加点气

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可以稍微插进去试试吗？

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只是试试哦

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试试

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试什么？

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是试处男啦

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试试？

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我说

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你说

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可以

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因为是处男嘛

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处，处男

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要被夺走处男了

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啊，加入吗？没事吧？

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啊，有点

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嘻嘻嘻

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进去了

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啊，进去了

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进去了呢

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要被姐姐侵犯了

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装成处男下次

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我装成处男去店里试试吧

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哇好厉害，在里面

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啊，好舒服

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啊，好舒服

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哈，哈，哈，哈，哈

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很舒服吧

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很舒服吧

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啊，啊

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啊，厨房

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突，突

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啊，好舒服

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对着这边吗？

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对着这边

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这边也可以吗？

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保持骑乘位不行吧

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啊，啊

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啊哈哈

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啊，啊

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感受的声音

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慢

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呜呜

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我先说可以吗？

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也主动说

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好

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甜吗

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什么

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什么

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啊，啊

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好的，好的，好舒服

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好的，好舒服

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哈，哈，哈，哈，哈

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啊，啊

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好舒服

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啊，啊

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接招

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呢？

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好舒服

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啊，啊

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再来一次

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好

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好了，怎么办…

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好

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啊啊

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好的好的

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进，进去了

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进去了呢

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进去了

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好

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啊，啊

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呜呜

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找到了找到了

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好

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慢一点

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吐出来了

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舒服

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哈，哈，哈，哈，哈

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好

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反过来

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好热

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可以低头看吗？

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可以对着镜头玩

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好热

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你对镜头说什么呢？

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和摄像机说了什么

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没，我在看吵架

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放松一点

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有点热

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好热

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好热

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做个最可爱的表情

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不知道什么最可爱

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最可爱的表情

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不知道？

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不知道

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做个最搞笑的表情

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手指太厉害了

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可以舔一下吗？

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慢慢

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慢点就行

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嗯，可爱

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也有这么可爱的女孩

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啊，鸡巴

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啊，厉害

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啊，啊

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那个睡姿太厉害了

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可以从前面进去吗？

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已经硬了

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有什么东西进去了吗

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啊，啊

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小心

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啊哈哈

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如果射在里面很深的地方

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会不会流不出来

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哈，哈，哈，哈，哈

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量虽然少，但很舒服

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顺势就做了两次呢

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那天也不错呢

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不错